So, lemme say small abt dis KKD brouhaha...I caption dis piece: de American dream...
For a lot of people "The American Dream" is connected to becoming wealthy and the ability to achieve everything if one only works hard enough for
it (From rags to riches)...so we get Indians, Africans nd others infilltrating de States to pursue dis dream...
Now Lets lower it down to ourselves. Young guys of late re living an equivalent of de American dream in our own way...blv me or not, abt 90% of young guys will happily agree on a date wif a sugar mummy, a cougar if u pls...ok 80% lol...at least, u get to shirk ur responsibilities, while ur sugar mum spoils u basabasa...gifts, flight tickets, pizza, not to talk of de joy in being de man over smbdy old enaf to b ur mum...😊
De situation hwever changes wen we, the young guys attain a different age, like u know, KKD's age(49yrs nd above)...our feelings are reverse transcribed to de younger gals...de equation is (your age minus at least 25yrs) = de age of de gal u wanna chew...nd dats de dream at dis age...KKD's case is no different frm almost all men his age...he was jux living his American dream which misfired small. Now he is wide awake...
Coupled wif deir seemingly 'tight' 'u know wat', De fashion, cosmesis, bed dexterity exuded by dese tenagers nd young adults, combine to give dem an added advantage over deir older counterparts: the Theresa Kuffours, the Florence Obinims, the Anita Oyakhilomes etc etc... I hv not been privy to taking anybdy's virginity b4, ba sources I hv gathered, claim dat, next to farting, deflowering a young lady is de sweetest thing on earth (T/F?)...de experienced ppl may answer me...
Ba brethren nd sistren, Believe it or not, de American dream lives on...legally, like Bawumia nd his young wife...or 'consensually' like KKD nd his 19yr old mistress.
However way u hv it, make sure u hv a believable defence, once u re awake, or pls, nd pls, die in ur sleep...
Robin Williams once said:
“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately He did not provide enough blood supply to run both at the same time.”
Be careful pals, not everyday is Christmas...
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